(Source: rupindah)
(Source: beautiful-demons-ugly-angels)
(Source: lohan)
no you’re such a babe. omg u tellin me that im a babe makes me feel hellla babely. babes
me + malt liquor = tru love
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I’m going to kill the president.
I promise. I surrender. I’m sorry.
I’m gay. I’m pregnant. I’m dying.
I’m not your father. You’re fired.
Fire. I forgot your birthday.
You will have to lose the leg.
She was asking for it.
It ran right under the car.
It looked like a gun. It’s contagious.
She’s with God now.
Help me. I don’t have a problem.
I’ve swallowed a bottle of aspirin.
I’m a doctor. I’m leaving you.
I love you. Fuck you. I’ll change.
“well we think this is one of the most beautiful love songs that’s ever been written…”
“The song is about being violently assaulted and it made me crazy for a few years. I got really paranoid walking around at night and started feeling really unsafe. The song is more about empowering myself physically amongst a masculine power, and the hate of feeling powerless, making light of masculine physical power, making it jovial and non-threatening. I took a typically violent cultural situation and made it pop and happy.”
(Source: kanemura)
(Source: dont-you-wish-you-could-be-me)
roseanne
things i didn’t learn in high school
- how to pay taxes
- how to pay a mortgage
- how to buy a car
- how to eat pussy
- how to look like you weren’t crying
- how to suck dick
honestly like the fact that i’m payin $$$$$ for a degree in film theory but can’t take a class on gregg araki makes me wanna burn down uc berkeley while spray painting fuck the world everywhere like basically i’m just going to turn into a gregg araki character ~apocalypse forever bitches~
this is how my finals are going how about u????????
:’~)
